Greetings, Yet another wonderful vintage piece of faux cinema memorabilia has been
uncovered!

This item is the rare poster art for the prehistoric sex comedy, "Diary of a
Naughty Neanderthal" (1965).

Synopsis:
Perpetually horny caveman, Rog, has absolutely no technique when it comes to
getting laid. All of his fellow Neanderthals continuously score with the lovely
(and bosomy) members of the nearby Sorori tribe. These ladies are young, blond
and luscious, being that they are a bit further along on the evolutionary scale. Rog,
being unskilled in the art of love, fails in his every attempt to convince any of
the scantily clad 'Sororities' to rut with him. He has to sit back and watch his
fellows have all the fun. The only tail he can get literally has a tail.
One day while foraging, he is attacked by a raging Tyrannosaurus Rex. Fleeing to
a nearby cave, he finds safety. He also finds that the cave contains a strange
glowing curtain of light in the back. Curious, he steps toward it. He reaches out
a hand and, when he touches the light, is drawn into a whirling vortex of light and sound.
When he awakens, Rog finds himself transported to London circa 1965. Wandering
confused, he is befriended by a group of Mods, who, as they put it, "Really dig his
seriously retro style." They teach him a smattering of english and find out that he
is an actual Neanderthal and perpetually horny but unable to score. The Mod girls take
it upon themselves to school him in the art of lovemaking. They rename him "Reg" and give him a
Carnaby Street makeover and soon he is a swingin' sex machine.
As much hot fun as he is having, Reg finds himself lonely for his own kind. He also wants to get
back and show the sexy Sororities what he has learned.

Will Rog/Reg give up all the free lovin' offered by the Mod birds? Will he be able
to return to his own time and give the Sororities a taste of his newfound prowess?To find out, watch "Diary of a Naughty Neanderthal".