1 - Posted on 6/1/2025

Double skunked. Archie plays a mean game of cribbage!

1 - Posted on 6/1/2025

I enjoyed reading this!

1 - Posted on 6/1/2025

Maybe I just live somewhere they're ubiquitous, but skunks are exotic now?

1 - Posted on 6/1/2025

Lots of skunks where I live too. Some are even in-laws.

1 - Posted on 6/1/2025

Seems like a solid strategy by Archie, but parents always find a way...I didn't have this probem until high school, but once I had it...I started building a list of acceptable excuses!

1 - Posted on 6/1/2025

I never got envelopes. We were handed our report cards in the form of computer printouts that appeared to be the under copy of a stencil. So it made it easy with a deft touch and dexterity to change some of the digits with a pencil and turn fives and sixes into eights, and so on. Plus, we were expected to bring the report cards home ourselves, they were never mailed.

1 - Posted on 6/1/2025

Why leave them tied to the mail box post?  I would leave them off the leash to chase that poor mailman all around the neighborhood!!!

1 - Posted on 6/2/2025

The Archie face in dilema is the highlight of the page!  Even John Madden would have been amazed of the double skunk defense.  

1 - Posted on 6/2/2025

Should've tried this, drat... goshdarnit... Archie-speak!

1 - Posted on 6/2/2025

Oh my gosh, this gave me a belly laugh.  Thank you for starting my day with this fun page.

1 - Posted on 6/2/2025

I know the grades are bad but no need to raise a stink about it!

1 - Posted on 6/5/2025

Nowadays kids report cards are often sent via email or a web portal. I guess if Archie were in a similar scenario today, he'd be infecting his parents' computers with a virus while smashing their iPhones with a hammer.