Look-In: Magnum, P.I., by John M. Burns

Any "Magnum, P.I." page must be judged by the inclusion of the following: Tom Selleck's magnificent moustache; Tom Selleck's magnificent chest hair; a magnificent beach; the magnificent 1984 Ferrari 308 GTS; the magnificent Tom Selleck in shorts of variable degrees of shortness; a villain-of-the-week committing a less than magnificent crime, perhaps with a gun but always without gratuitous violence or gouting blood; and, of course, John M.(agnificent) Burns.