Thing/CM Punk Mashup

He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag yes men, like Johnny Storm, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear,and I’d like to think that maybe this company Future Foundation will be better after Reed Richards is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic wife and his doofus brother-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.