The Crotch Goblin and Me by Lance Suarez

Looking forward to more of your comments next year!

I hope Supergirl arrives soon to save you from the clutches of the crotch goblin D: 

That's no runt in those pants.  The missus must be proud! 

C-R-O-T-C-H Goblin. C-R-O-T-C-H Goblin. C-R-O-T-C-H Goblin.
Commission Cover Crotch Goblin 
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Instant classic! 

Crotch hatching not included!

What's a Crotch Goblin? Is that anything like a crotch grinder? Or a crotch rocket?

And so, as Scrooge and the Ghost looked on, Tiny Tim said to Bob Crotchit and everyone else assembled for Christmas dinner, "God bless us, every one...  Even the Crotch Goblin."  And old crotchety Scrooge was filled with a new-found feeling of warmth and comradery. And I heard him exclaim, ere the Goblin drove out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"  Then how the reindeer loved him, as they shouted out with glee, 🎶 "Crotchy the Christmas Goblin, you'll go down in hi--sto---reeee!"🎶

"He wasn’t born a monster. Somebody turned him into one." - Nurse Crotched

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Someone needs to design a logo for CG.

Speechless - wow, plus putting it on the Supergirl - chef's kiss!

HAHAHAHA!  Great addition Marcus!  That episode of Dueling Dealers is now memorialized properly.

Oh Marcus.

Wow!  A Marcus Wai sketch cover by Lance!  I want one!  Does Lance take commissions?  Missed Crotch Goblin on DD, but happy to discover the character here on this super fun drawing by the super nice and super talented Lance.  Great way to kick off your 2022 Art Days of Christmas!

What a lightening fast turn around! Brilliant in all of its crotchity goodness. Well done Lance!

Penicillin should clear that right up.

Crotch Goblin? Are you sure its not meant to be crotch gobbling? Theres no sign of your crotch. He must have gobbled it up, along with the entire lower half. How are you still alive? And just wait till they read whats written on your chest. Things look bad for your survival