Lord Monkey

"Lord Monkey" - for it is a name what strikes fear into the hearts of anyone who hears it!

I don't necessarily know what this is, but it sure as hell looks cool!

I think this would make a perfect full back tattoo for you. Get on that.

This looks really cool. What is the size of this? 

Thank you! It's a wee lil 7x8.

"Give me ya bananas, or walk the plank!"

In the time of chimp at sea, I was Lord Monkey
Bastain in my veins and I'm out to cut the Jeremy
With the primate eyeballs, spray-paint the bonobos
Heroes calls for the beefcake Oreos

Kill the tick mites and stick it to Nemo
Celebratin’ with a lemur and the Fish Patrol
Lady Jane Goodall with the vitamin D
Got a couple of crotches, sleep on the high seas

Someone came in sayin' I'm insane for Bastain
And then I spot Jeff Wedding and my brain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a pirate invitation and a macaque on your sleeve
So shave your face with some apes in the dark
Walkin' out your good plank and drownin' down with comic art
Yo, cut it

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why you outbid me?
(Gibbon-barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so pirate a monkey?

All hail Lord Sea Monkey!