Power Girl by Eaglesham & You (win a Manix shirt)

1.  Something on your mind?

2.  One thing I do have on my mind
     If you can clarify, please do
     It's the way you call me by another guy's name
     when I try to make love to you

3.  Go away heartbreaker

Panel 1: I hear some pussy crying.

Panel 2: I am not a pussy!

Panel 3: Let me take a closer look to see what a real pussy looks like.

Yikes. Some childhood trauma there?

1.  I'm sorry.  I can't do it anymore.  <sob>

2. I can't put the Cap mask on anymore.  I'm losing a piece of myself every time I'm wearing the mask.

3. Bill, if I have to wear the Power Girl outfit, the least you can do is put the mask on.  Your little general better be at attention and be in shape by the count of three.      

Jon,I know i'm  you stepmom, but it's all right that you were peeking in on me while I was in the shower, there is no need to be embarrassed. you're father won't be home until  late tonight.Let me turn on the light. now that's better. your turn now Strip!!! from the movie behind the power dorr(1977)

Mr. Redjack! Shame on you! Go to your room and think about what you just said!

Panel 1:

Power Girl: “I'm so sorry Sandy, Chili Lime dry rub and Honey BBQ were the only flavors they had left.”

Sandy: “BUT YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE BUFFALO!”

Panel 2:

Sandy: “I have dreamt of buffalo style chicken for eons, before mankind even acknowledged it as an acceptable sauce for poultry. It's the spice, the zing, that perfect vinegar to cayenne to butter ratio. Yet my mind and heart can not rest knowing the soulless basic flavor of Honey BBQ. My taste buds scoff at the thought. A friend from a distant realm once told me that Chili Lime dry rub is an acceptable flavor, and I believe him. However, my soul still truly yearns for that Hot Garlic buffalo flavor.”

Panel 3:

Power Girl: “How about you throw some pants on and we head over to Miller's Ale House?”

I'm protesting the premise entirely because that t-shirt won't fit me. take that scoundrel!

panel 1: What's with the pity party in the dark?

panel 2: Leave me alone. I can't fit into Tom's Manix t-shirt so what's the point of spending minutes writing dialogue to an OA page with no word bubbles on it. Tell me, what's the point of anything anymore!?

panel 3: Oh shutup. It's time to get you turned on!

*smooth jazz music plays*

You are in the running for the 2XL!

Kasra only accepts a medium sized shirt.

Panel 1

Sandy: (while sobbing into his hands) This has never happened before.

Panel 2

Sandy: I'm sorry, Karen.

Panel 3

Power Girly: Karen's not here anymore. This is a job for Power Girl!

PANEL 1:

POWER GIRL:
"Stranded at the drive-in. Branded a fool.
What will they saaaaaay Monday at school?
Sandy, can't you see? I'm in misery.
We made a start. Now we're apart.
There's nothin' left for me.
Love has flown all alone.
I sit and wonder whyyyyyy.
Why you left me, oh Sandy."*

[*Editor's note: To the tune of "Sandy" from Grease.]

PANEL 2

SANDY:
I told you to never sing my name like that.

PANEL 3

POWER GIRL:
Oh? Tell me more.

"Tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far...?"*

[Editor's note: To the tune of "Summer Nights" from Grease.]

I had that album as a kid. I am that old. 

Panel 1

Pwergirl.   Hey what's wrong ?

Sandy.      I saw on the TV , you were out with superman tonight 

Panel 2

Sandy.     Sniffles*  I cant compete with him for your affection 

Panel 3

Powergirl.    Yes you can  .when I turn the lights off...my clothes are coming off for you Sandy

Panel 1 - I'm having unclean thoughts.

Panel 2 - I'm just not ready for a relationship right now.

Panel 3 - That's not funny.

Panel One: What's wrong?

Panel Two: I can't read.

Panel Three: How about now?

I know I'm late for the contest but I wanted to try my hand –

1: "Hey baby."

2: "Don't tease me."

3: "Do I look like a tease?"

That's increbibly good!!!!