Monster U Graduate

As pricelessly described in the eBay auction... "A big ol' chunk of innocent Hobby Lobby scrapbook paper horribly defaced 'n' defiled with a putrid monster face. Maybe he's a Russian and should be named "Vladimir Putrid". It's a unique, novel and clever drawing--if I may say so--YER HIGHNESS! Look at this thing--and like it or not, yer getting exposed to something new for once. So what if it ain't got boobs? That's what your goddamn girlfriend is supposed to be for. There are more coming. I love you all. 12" by 12", archival ink on pre-printed scrapbook paper."