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Jay and Silent Bob by Matt Wagner

Artist: Matt Wagner (All)

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Jay and Silent Bob by Matt Wagner Comic Art

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Title:	Jay and Silent Bob by Matt Wagner
Artist:	Matt Wagner (All)
Media Type:	Pen and Ink
Art Type:	Convention Sketch
For Sale Status:	NFS
Views:	512
Likes on CAF:	26 27
Comments:	35
Added to Site:	4/20/2023
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Description

Jay asked me how I knew
My true love was kush
Oh-oh-oh-oh, I, of course, replied
"Stems and buds inside
A joint gets us high" (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

Jay said, "Matt Wagner's lines
my glaucoma blind"
Oh-oh-oh-oh
When your reefer's fire
You must colorize
Smoke gets in your eyes

So, I blazed them
As I Mary Janed
To think they would doubt our love
Yet today, my roach has gone with Jay
I am with toke my love (with toke my love)
Now, airhead friends deride
Tears, not legalized
Oh-oh-oh-oh

So, I smile and say
"Silent Bob vaporize
Smoke gets in your eyes"

Smoke gets in your eyes
Smoke gets in your eyes
Smoke gets in your eyes

Spoiler: I don't partake.

Matt Wagner was one of the artists in the first View Askew comic, Clerks #1 from Oni Press. He was there doing these types of color pencil on textured color paper drawings at Oakland Wondercon 1999. I didn't know at the time, but all big cities are too dangerous as I've now been told. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. At the same Wondercon were Kevin Smith, Joe Quesada, and Jimmy Palmiotti to promote Marvel Knights Daredevil. It was supposed to be a ticketed signing, but I got it signed by Smith as the last person hanging around their table before the con closed on Sunday. He got a kick out of it and turned to Wagner who was sitting a few tables away and said he liked the pink used for the dog�s junk.

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J. C.
Member Since 2022

1 - Posted on 4/20/2023

I asked if you had a special upload for 4/20, you lied :(

Marcus Wai
Member Since 2005

2 - Posted on 4/20/2023

J. C. wrote:

I asked if you had a special upload for 4/20, you lied :(�

I did put in the chat later on that I would, after I found this piece.

Wolvie Fan
Member Since 2020

2 - Posted on 4/20/2023

Afroman playing in the background....

E DLS
Member Since 2005

2 - Posted on 4/20/2023

This is a triple win. Great 420 piece, great Wagner piece, and of course you can't go wrong with Jay and Silent Bob. This would make a great T-shirt.

George H
Member Since 2009

1 - Posted on 4/20/2023

Smokin' piece!!

Lance Suarez
Member Since 2004

1 - Posted on 4/20/2023

smoke up

Brian G
Member Since 2020

1 - Posted on 4/20/2023

"Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts.

Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.

Rollin' blunts and smokin' em"

Nash of the Titans
Member Since 2020

1 - Posted on 4/20/2023

"My jungle looooove....oh we oh we oh!"

Classic piece here, brother! Congrats!

Brian Norton
Member Since 2006

1 - Posted on 4/20/2023

happy 420 day. it's Friday. you ain't got no job and you have shit to do.

Comic Art Channel
Member Since 2018

1 - Posted on 4/20/2023

Pretty great depiction!

K Gearon
Member Since 2011

1 - Posted on 4/20/2023

Lol, your description was good, man, right from "my true love was kush" - you gotta sing it like the talented Platters :) Fun piece, too - really like seeing colors against a darker textured board. Easier said than done to pull off, "nooch". Congrats, man!

Duke Fleed aka #1 Groo Fan
Member Since 2013

1 - Posted on 4/20/2023

Always enjoyed Wagner sketches on color paper. This one is no exception.. Too bad it's not Grendel..Snoochie Boochies!

Ian Saint
Member Since 2021

1 - Posted on 4/20/2023

Snoochie Boochies Marcus.

it was the year of our father 1900 and 76 in JA
when i first met my mary quite contrary to what Matt Wagner did say
she was a mountain girl come to bay area town
i was only there for a while
but when i think back on all the love we shared
i just cant quite help to smile
we spent one whole long year together
and at the end i had to go
by my Marcuses side i wept and cried i'd never been layed so low
she said, Jay when you first met me
you were as green as a mango tree ooohh
but now you are a man go back to your land
but first listen carefully,
and Silent Bob can smoke two pounds of cali herb by himself
then try to stand on his head
no matter how high he gets

he'll never forget the wonders of mary's bed

Steve N. Comic/Fantasy Art
Member Since 2017

2 - Posted on 4/20/2023

Wagner's Hunter Rose aka Grendel. Mage. The Shadow. And... Jay & Silent Bob.

James Dornoff
Member Since 2019

1 - Posted on 4/20/2023

The other dynamic duo now in comic form. Fun find!

Ruben DaCollector
Member Since 2008

3 - Posted on 4/20/2023

I want to get high, so highI want to get high, so highI want to get high, so highI want to get high, so high

Well, it's the funk elastic, the blunt I twist itThe slamafied, Buddha-fied funk on your discusOh, what you missed this, you got to bear witnessCatch a ho and another ho, Merry Christmas

Yes, I smoke shit, straight off the roach clipI roach it for the blunted ones to approach itForward motion, make you sway like the oceanThe herb is more than just a powerful potion

What's the commotion, yo I'm not joking aroundPeople learning about, what they're smoking

My oven's on high, when I roast the quailTell Bill Clinton to go and inhaleExhale, now you felt the funk of the ThaiWanna feel the effects

I want to get high, so highI want to get high, so highI want to get high, so highI want to get high, so high

Yo hits from the bongYo hits from the bongYo hits from the bongYo hits from the from the bong from the bongYo hits from the bongYo hits from the from the bong from the bongYo hits from the from the bong from the bong

Dan T
Member Since 2019

2 - Posted on 4/20/2023

YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS!!!!

Derek Crabbe
Member Since 2020

1 - Posted on 4/20/2023

Snikty Snikty Snoin!!!!!!

Matthew P
Member Since 2013

3 - Posted on 4/21/2023

Snoochie Boochies

Rick W
Member Since 2017

1 - Posted on 4/21/2023

Alright now!

Won't you listen?

When I first met you, didn't realize
I can't forget you or your surprise
You introduced me to my mind
And left me wanting you and your kind
Oh, yeah

artless artmore
Member Since 2013

1 - Posted on 4/21/2023

That is a fun and sharp drawing in an unforgiving medium! Must not have been under the influence when he put pencil to paper

Keith Becker
Member Since 2018

1 - Posted on 4/21/2023

Thanks for the story Grampa Sim... Wai! Not enough onions on belts now-a-days!

Victor Bracamontes
Member Since 2019

1 - Posted on 4/21/2023

Fun Wagner Drawing, Great Song, Amazing Story! I hope you never stop!

Kavi H
Member Since 2018

1 - Posted on 4/21/2023

love it Marcus!! great background info/story on the piece - i still need to catch Clerks 3!!!

Andrew G
Member Since 2022

1 - Posted on 4/21/2023

"A Jay and Silent Bob movie? Who would pay to see that?"

Congrats ;)

Paul P Spiderversity
Member Since 2011

1 - Posted on 4/21/2023

Snoochie boochies, Jay and Silent Bob are the best! And this is a fantastic illustration! I love the song you chose for one of your famous alternate lyrics parodies. I'm gonna learn that one on the piano next.

Tom McDonald
Member Since 2019

1 - Posted on 4/22/2023

Jay, Silent Bob, AND Annoying Customer the cat. Awesome!

Michael McIsaac
Member Since 2020

1 - Posted on 4/26/2023

They didn't have white onions because of the war.

Alberto VG
Member Since 2015

1 - Posted on 4/30/2023

Yeah!! Really cool!!

Mark Levy
Member Since 2004

1 - Posted on 5/6/2023

Great combination of talent and topic!

Jason Hussa
Member Since 2017

2 - Posted on 5/6/2023

Oh, too, TOO cool. Love the colored pencil on the textured paper! I love how Matt uses this piece to reveal to us that deep down, Jay and Bob are really supporters of the Boy Scouts (that's why there's the fleur-de-lis behind them, right?)... More gangsta than manga! More bongo than gangsta! More ganja than bongo! Awesome, perfectly-timed post, Marcus!

Nick - Barry - Matt - Hal - Namor
Member Since 2015

1 - Posted on 6/9/2023

Mighty Matt Wagner! Nice!

J Ledger
Member Since 2009

1 - Posted on 6/23/2023

Cool piece I'm also big fans of Jay & Silent Bob! My social media profile right now is a pic with Kevin Smith from a recent comic book store appearance. Funny how the mascots for smokin weed no longer smoke themselves! Hopefully they keep doing more Jay & Silent Bob!!

Craig Zablo
Member Since 2004

2 - Posted on 6/25/2023

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

Mike (aka Off White) White
Member Since 2008

2 - Posted on 6/29/2024

What a great piece by Matt! Congrats!

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