1 - Posted on 2/24/2022

Sweet Deadpool cover!  I particularly like the fight taking place on the bottom right corner of the page.  

1 - Posted on 2/24/2022

Masterclass!

1 - Posted on 2/24/2022

Fantastic!

1 - Posted on 2/24/2022

Tell me he kills Dracula with a garlic chimichanga?!

1 - Posted on 2/24/2022

He did!  He had just whipped up a batch to eat while watching reruns of Golden Girls when Dracula burst in to his apartment.  It's never smart to interrupt Wade during his "special Bea Arthur time."

1 - Posted on 2/24/2022

I'm pretty sure Dracula is gonna meet the pointy ends of those swords! 

1 - Posted on 2/24/2022

The weird thing is he seems happy about it.

Posted on 2/24/2022

Hey, maybe he's into that sort of thing! Who are we to judge a thousand year old creature of the night? Must get boring after the first couple centuries! 

1 - Posted on 2/24/2022

Very good point!  I'll bet he subscribes to ALL the TV & Movie streaming services.  Even Crackle.

Posted on 2/24/2022

Deadpool
Deadpool
Deadpool

They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast
Came to merc the bad guys and get some ass
Got blades for days, got guns galore
Got combo moves, evades and more

With bear traps and hand grenades
Pull the pistol like a maniac, right in your face
Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts
Sittin' on ma chair, scratching ma nuts

Don't stop when I shoot, Full auto is on
Your ass is grass and I'm mowin' the lawn
Hot lead to the head and I won't stop
What 'cha crew gonna do, when I hack and chop?
All these bitches are pre-madonnas
I stuff my face with Chimichangas
Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose
Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce

Deadpool
Sexy motherfucker
Deadpool
Dead- Captain Deadpool
Nah, just Deadpool

Merc with a mouth, I can't die
One foot in the grave, but I'm still alive
Try to kill me, I'll just revive
Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes
I'm dangerous, feelin' reckless, squeeze your neck like I was a necklace
Jump, flip and leave 'em headless
I like my guns all big like Texas

Hey goons, thugs and bosses
Guess what, I brought Colossus!
Times up, better count your losses
Kickin' that ass as my girlfriend watches
Run away, you know that I'll chase
Every bad guy, but 'em right in their place
Revenge, I'm gonna give you a taste
I'm sexy as hell, but I cover ma face

About to take you all to school, with guns and knives
Deadpool
Tellin' jokes and breaking the rules
I came for the tacos
Deadpool
Playin' with the ladies and the family jewels to bust a nut
Deadpool
'Bout to throw down with all these fools
So come an' get some

Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain, ha!
Kickin' ass and taking names
Payback time, I'm not playin' games
These superpowers are feelin' strange
I move like a freaking ninja
Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya
Got two swords, now I'll avenge ya
I don't care if I offend ya

Listen up, I got somethin' to say
That's right, I run ma mouth all day
Step up, take a blood bath
Now you're tryna run and it's makin' me laugh
Ha, ha, ha!
Where you gonna go to?
Try to hide, but you know that I'll find you
Tippy toe, sneakin' up behind you
I'm Deadpool, do I have to remind you?

Regenerate, because it's cool
When I fall off a ledge
Deadpool
The crazy ass guards all lookin' to duel
So click, click, boom!
Deadpool
I don't believe in the golden rule
I came to get laid
Deadpool
Note to the ladies, I'm not a tool
I'm a sexy motherucker

Sexy motherucker
Sexy motherucker
Sexy motherucker
Sexy motherucker
Deadpool
Deadpool
Deadpool
Deadpool

1 - Posted on 2/24/2022

Great rap by Teamheadkick.  I just listened to it again on YouTube.  I just found out that the original rap was written two years before the movie, for a Deadpool video game apparently.  The lyrics were reworked for the movie.  I like the typo in this version that you cut and paste.  "Sexy motherucker". It's just so Deadpool.  

1 - Posted on 2/24/2022

The stark black and white really helps make all the poses pop! Just a spectucular cover. Love it!!

1 - Posted on 2/24/2022

Deadpool looks so good here!  Congrats!!!

1 - Posted on 2/25/2022

Dracula: You vill tell Doctor Seward there is a message for him in the lobby... and you will remember nothing of what I tell you.

[Deadpool nods his head. Then opens the curtain to Seward's chambers and stands there with his mouth open for a few moments, then closes the curtain]

Deadpool: [noticing Dracula standing there] Hello, can I help you sir?

Dracula: [mimicking him] Can I help you sir??!?

Dracula: What's wrong with you, Vy did you not tell him?

Deadpool: About what?

Dracula: About the message!

Deadpool: For whom?

Dracula: Never mind! I vill tell him myself. And for your miserable performance, you will receive no tip!

Deadpool: No tip?

Dracula: Ah! That, you remember!

Deadpool: It's International Womens Day on March 8.  Just the tip please.
 

1 - Posted on 2/25/2022

Hahaha! 

'Dracula: Dead and Loving It' from 1995!  (With a little Deadpool-inspired twist at the end).  

1 - Posted on 2/25/2022

Fun cover!

1 - Posted on 2/25/2022

"Wait...you want me to shove a steak through his heart? Like a porterhouse? Geez, that's gonna be kinda tough, but I'm game. MAXIMUM EFFORT!" Deadpool vs Dracula? What now? I love that concept. The serius undead vs the unserious unkillable. I'm going to pick this one up. And what a great cover! I laughed at the Indiana Jones moment on the bottom right. Another great score. Congrats!

1 - Posted on 2/26/2022

That top left image of Deadpool jumping out of the helicopter makes me think of Sabatoge by the Beastie Boys for some reason. Actually now I am listening to it because of this piece. Love it.

1 - Posted on 3/6/2022

Wow! Another great cover! BTW, I sure hope that Deadpool's blades are made of wood cuz I think the only thing that will kill a vampire is a wooden stake through the heart.

Posted on 3/11/2022

Yup, why not?!  This IS comics.  And hey, this could work as a movie too, right?!  Got the poster right here!  Some nice composition for sure - really dig the DP pose and that he's looking right at the viewer!  Congrats!