Action 383 page 24 by Win Mortimer

Al is just the red herring. The real culprit is the robot, he's tired of serving food. He wants to be free to live out his dreams. Keeper of the Stanley Cup.

Beef for feast and best is breast
And the wrong one I have chose
Let's go there for rainbow dressin'
Those frills and jewels and buttons and bots
Rings and things Chameleon knows

Don't worry me for light jewelry
Take me where the Jack Abels
Let's move down to some stun gun
Where they love an Al by the cut o' his clothes
And I'll snap cuff five buttons vault shows

I'll love your inks by Win
Her skirts Jan wears to stun
But I'll love Mortimer, stronger where
Yer friends robot servant

My blue corn from Arcturian
Only robot servants grows
Let's vamoose where gals keep usin'
Those vaults and Actions and Legion that shows
And I'm in vault with Nelson who wrote

The last thing I did , literally, before seeing this page, was read an article on Yahoo about how a reporter had a jewel from her ring go missing on the red carpet! Should I buy a lottery ticket?