Nightwing 95 cover - swimsuit variant

Nicola  does a fantastic job showing why Nightwings milkshake brings all the villains to the yard. all those years as Batman's sidekick did him well. this also explains why alfred the butler was always quoted saying" Master Dick" question answered! LOL

This is awesome!  And also an awesome pickup.  Fantastic cover!!!

Beefcake McBilligan emerged from the pool in the Heroescon after party, his massive sword swung between his legs in front of him like the horn of a very proud powerful rhino.  He looked as though he could be the wetter and veinier brother of the Nightwing #95 Nicola Scott cover.  His instrument swung low slowly like the heavy and Unholy instrument it was.  McBilligan then proceeded to take out a 55 gallon drum of polish and began to slowly apply it liberally to lather upon his proud magnum sized sword.  First working slowly and then more furiously to create a shiny purple beacon that could be seen for miles away.  It awoke and got the attention of Vampirella as she thirsted for such a sword.  Quickly, she was taken by his curly locks and his girthy smile and could not resist Beefcake McBilligan.  Vampirella proceeded to type out a DC comic with Tom Taylor with art by Bruno Redondo. Together the two analyzed it closely inch by inch, fold by fold and Hulk hand by Hulk hand to closely find every curve and spine tick that popped up. It was then that Vampirella placed a leather mask with a zipper mouth on McBilligan's head. He was then given a whip to go along with his mighty sword and loved it.  Yadda, Yadda, Yadda, the Heroescon minigolf clubhouse was covered in a not so nice mixture of love juices for the owner to clean up.  And George would not be able to get his deposit back.

Is this your latest comic pitch?

It's Bill Cox fan fiction copypasta.

Well, he is called Dick....