Brainiac 5 Sketch Card by Fred Hembeck

We're going to need to start a Hembeck's Anonymous support group 

I think it's too late for me, J.C., but maybe we'll still be able to "save" (read: enable) some newer Hembeck collectors!

Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

You know your Brainy (yo), I know you care (uh-huh)
Just shout for Silver (yo), and I'll bid there (uh-huh)
Your marker love (yo), your card size art (uh-huh)
And it will ever, ever, ever be in cart (yo, uh-huh)

Check out an item? (Yo) swirl, quit snipin’ (uh-huh)
"They're just Freds" (yo), what are you bidding'? (Uh-huh)
Said, "There's another" (yo), and looked right in my thighs (uh-huh)
My first love took my card for that design, and I was like (yo, uh-huh)

"Brainy, brainy, brainy, oh"
Like, "Brainy, brainy, brainy, no"
Like, "Brainy, brainy, brainy, oh"
I thought you'd always be Five, mine

"Brainy, brainy, brainy, oh"
Like, "Brainy, brainy, brainy, no"
Like, "Brainy, brainy, brainy, oh"
I thought you'd always be Five, mine

Oh, for you, I would've done the colors (uh-huh)
And I just can't believe jump suit’s much tighter (yo, uh-huh)
And I wanna play it cool (yo), but I'm Legion fool (uh-huh)
I'll buy you anything (yo), I'll buy you a flight ring (uh-huh)

And Cockrum pieces (yo), Brainy, fix me (uh-huh)
And just shake me Grell you wake me from Hembeck’s dream (yo, uh-huh)
I'm goin' down (oh), down, down, down (uh-huh)
And I just can't believe, my hairstyle won't be around, and I'm like

Marcus, I'm speechless.  This is your best one yet!!