Blondie 211 (1975) Dagwood envisions life with super-powers

A daydream that we've all had at some point in our lives!  The last panel is in line with the government's 2025 health guidelines! 

I pity the non-athletic kids who will be required to perform fears of strength, speed and endurance under the revived presidential fitness program.  In the late 1960's, under the old presidential fitness program, junior high school boys were required to climb a rope to the top, touch the gym's very high ceiling, and somehow get down without falling to one's death.  I couldn't get off the ground.  It was a high-water mark in humiliation.  Excuse me, but like Dagwood, must fantasize now about having super powers.