Infinity, Inc. 23 page 14 (DC Superhero Sex Scene with Director's Commentary!)

Twice Up Art Page from 1986 (DC Comics)
Jade and Brainwave share a moment of intimacy during the events of Crisis on Infinite Earths (they do it!)

"Roy -- I really think this page will work as pantomime, but if you want to add dialogue, here are some ideas ..."

"Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!"
"Is it in yet?
"Oh God! Oh God!"
"Are you sure it's in?"
"Oh God! Oh God!"
"Hey! Are you thinking of someone else!"
"Oh God! Oh God!"
"Gasp"
"Was it good for you?"
"Don't feel bad it happens to everyone."
"Watch out for the wet spot."
zzzzzzz

"Not again."
"I was sure you were using birth control."
"What do you mean 'wrong hole'?"
"Quack like a duck."
"Can I be on top now?"
"Don't be silly, I love green skin!"
"Do that thing with your power pulse again."
"It felt like an alternate earth moved!"
"Wakka Ding Hoy!"
"Hawkaa!"

(P.S. for sound effects, refer to Don Martin's work in MAD.")