I have ideas. This is one of them.
The Blackest Night has hit the small podunk white trash town of South Park, CO. The dead have risen, and heroes such as Mysterion and Mintberry Crunch are unable to stop the hordes. Now, some of the town's most . . . unique residents have found themselves with power rings of the emotional spectrum. Can they defeat the Black Lanterns of South Park?I know Cartman has moments of anger, but he's not Red Lantern material. Now . . . the power of avarice? Oh, yes. The only person that Eric Cartman helps is Eric Cartman. If he comes off as a hero to anyone, it's usually by accident. If there's a loophole to be exploited, Cartman will find it. I honestly believe Cartman can out-selfish the original "Agent Orange" himself, Larfleeze.
I know it's small, but Katie Cook is familiar with
South Park and the emotional spectrum,
as you can see here. I think she threw in Mr. Kitty because, hey! Kitty!
