Star Wars: Age of the Republic - Padmé Amidala, Issue 01, Page 13

You're 3 for 3 on the Cory Smith pages.  Great stuff all around.

To Whom This May Concern,

Do you know who I am?  Who are you to say to command me to "you may bring your friend in"?  This letter will find your manager unless you take the Cory Smith art off hold and sell it to me because it's me. But thank you for your it's already on hold email. Actually, no.  F no. From what little useful information I could glean from the tripe that you blindly spout like a tattooine child, it seems that you may literally be missing a few chromosomes. The shame that you should feel for displaying this level of ignorance is palpable. The best course of action to take for a Jar Jar such as yourself would be to immediately cease all conscious activity.  Honestly, I don't know why I'm writing this, as it seems that you are incapable of reading. These markings must look like a psychedelic chaos of shapes and colors. I don't even wish you good luck in finding an iota of happiness, because you were a hopeless waste of energy and matter from conception. Your parents, who I imagine are also your aunt and uncle, should apologize for defiling all of existence with your upbringing. I will not assist in the goal that you poorly struggle for like a pathetic youngling grasping for it's bottle, as any suggestions would be totally forgotten the moment they're given. I will offer the alternative solution of ending all of your troubles through the sweet embrace of force choke.  If you follow my advice, everyone's problems will be solved and all of us will resume the pursuit of happiness. I hope this helps!

Signed,

Senator Padme Amidada

PS - your entire xeno species looks like Pikachu. But I digress.

That's spacist.  We may be space-Karen's, but we don't do that here.

both awesome Padme pages, really like this one! Always enjoy bringing out my inner monologue version of the monotone Nathalie Portman as the Queen Episode I voice ;-0 - great pickups man!