Explanation: Yes, I watch
Yu-Gi-Oh! It's the definition of "guilty pleasure," what with the Americanized dubbing and plots that get more and more insane.
Anyway, in the anime, a tournament gets interrupted when the main characters were plunged into a virtual reality, and they had to fight five evil executives whose minds were trapped in cyberspace in a previous story. One of the execs was Crump, aka Big Two. He was the numbers cruncher of the Big Five, and he had a thing for penguins. Like, a very unhealthy fetish. In the anime, he wound up dueling token female cast member Tea Gardner (not her real name, btw, but whatever). There was this thing called "Deckmasters" which reeked of filler, and Crump took the guise of Nightmare Penguin, which is a monster in the game. I'd bore you with the details, but I don't want your eyes to roll so far that they reappear from the bottom.
Here is an abridged version of the duel by YouTube star Little Kuriboh. Just know that a. He changed the ending, and b. The actual episodes were only slightly less hilarious and insane The episodes are under the title "Freeze Play." Oh, and try not to judge me too harshly.
