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The X-Men Try to Enjoy a Sandwich Without Dying
Gallery Criteria 🥪
At least one X-Man must be pictured in the partaking of a sandwich.
Literal sandwiches are preferred, but metaphorical sandwiches are acceptable on a case-by-case basis.
The definition of "sandwich" is highly contested but I'll opt for a "spirit of the law" definition over a "letter of the law" one. Therefore, hotdogs are admissible.
Look, I cant't say no to a hotdog. I'm not a monster.
An example of an acceptable metaphorical sandwich would be whatever Scott, Jean, and Logan are up to on the moon in the Summer House (and good for you three, imo)
Dying during the construction, consumption, or participation (see: 2b) of a sandwich is permitted as long as an attempt was made to NOT die in the process.
The X-Men die, like, all the time so I felt this point needed clarification.
I would make a rule about having to enjoy or attempt to enjoy the sandwich, but who doesn't like sandwiches?? If you hate sandwiches (disregard 2b in this case: you do you, friend) then I think that's cause for classification as an irredeemable supervillain and therefore not an X-Man (redeemable villains only, please--oh wow there's a lot of you huh) which would render you ineligible for this entire exercise.
The above rules may be arbitrarily disregarded at any time because like if I find a page of Cyclops eating soup by himself I am sorry but I am putting that here because that shit is funny and I will not be able to help myself.